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• friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
• me: but I showered for you

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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aeorthia:

joshishollywood:

toastmstr9:

joshishollywood:

A fact: you can save a lot of money on both razors and shaving cream by only shaving on days when you’re gonna be around cute people that you want to snuggle the heck out of

not shaving at all because you don’t need to live up to societal standards of beauty in order to be beautiful.

Wow this was unnecessary

Can you do this for people who are actually being oppressive instead of picking a fight with people who choose to shave because they like how they personally look clean shaven holy shit

THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE MY BROTHER DIED SHAVING

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littlelioncass:

Quoth the raven.

“Ya nasty.”

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